...and I hate sarcasm. Welcome to the rants, ravings and reflections of an introvert.
Am I observant? Uhm…. there’s a really long answer to that. Yes and no: I will miss much of what you expect me to notice, and notice much of what you expect me to miss. I will remember things I’m not supposed to from months ago and forget what you asked me to do two minutes ago. I will find one of your deepest fears and forget your favorite drink. Don’t make the mistake of thinking that because I missed something obvious, I am not observant. And don’t make the mistake of thinking that because I’m observant, I will notice the obvious. I will confuse you if you make either of these mistakes. This is who I am.